Bertha Beryl and Barbara

Bertha, Beryl and Barbara are mothers at Talygarn Riding school, as part of Bertha’s job she has to conduct a survey into why people should give up smoking, choosing Beryl as a suitable candidate Bertha proceeded to try to convince Beryl that she should give up the costly habit. Bertha pointed out to Beryl that one cigarette contained not just nicotine but up to 50 drugs, Beryls eyes lit up with excitement and she commented ‘Bargain, that’s amazing think how much time I save by not having to visit all those dealers individually as it’s all there in one cigarette’. Bertha moved on and tried Barbara who stated that she had once tried inhalators to help give up but they had made her throat very dry. Beryl appeared on the scene as Bertha informed Barbara that she should have warmed them up by putting them down her bra, Beryl looked horrified and stated ‘ Put my cigarette down my bra why would I do that it would burn my Boobs’                Genuine conversation heard at the Burger Van,  Names changed to protect Identity (but it’s easy to work out)

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